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Old 11-07-2013, 03:46 PM   #16
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I dont so much shake it as I kind of "wring it out". Squeeze near the base, run pinched fingers up to the tip, being careful to not get piss on my hands. Cause we all know, there's not much worse than a couple droplets sneaking out once everything is back in its place. Especially with those stain resistant, water-proof like dockers or dress pants... Then it just sits there, rolling around up and down your leg.
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Old 11-07-2013, 04:11 PM   #17
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Wow. So pee. Such bristles.
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Old 11-07-2013, 04:12 PM   #18
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We do need that poll... i have seen dudes shake it so much it legit looks like they're beating it. I go by the rule, 2-4 shakes... any more and you're just playing w/ it.
HAHAHAHAH

wait the fuck, you watch to see how many times they shake it? LOL
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Old 11-07-2013, 04:16 PM   #19
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HAHAHAHAH

wait the fuck, you watch to see how many times they shake it? LOL
At my job/building, there are 1000 employees. I would say easy a 75/50 mix of male:female. There are four bathrooms in this building. In each bathroom, there are two urinals, and 3 crappers. There is ALWAYS a line for the urinal AND stall.

So while I am waiting, I can't help but to notice a dude who's violently choking out his dong in front of me.
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Old 11-07-2013, 04:48 PM   #20
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I always use toilets and not urinals for this reason. Pro tip: aim for the back of the bowl above the waterline for minimal splash back issues. The bottom of the seat and waterline will catch errant spray.


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Old 11-07-2013, 04:52 PM   #21
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I don't mean you sit, I mean use the toilet standing.


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Old 11-07-2013, 05:32 PM   #23
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None of that matters when there is a super low urinal to pee in. That is ridiculous. We have one at work, a place where no children will ever be. But the urinal is like 2 ft off the ground. No way to prevent splash back.

Pisses me off as I get pissed on.
EXACTLY! We're in an IT building (a predominately male profession), but the bathrooms are built to OSHA standards, meaning the women's has 5 stalls, but the men's has 2 stalls and a low urinal (for handicap). EVERY SINGLE DAY and EVERY SINGLE URINAL has a pee puddle under it from all the splash back. You have to straddle the puddle of pee to go pee. Lovely setup in a $50B company
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We have waterless urinals at work. Waterless. Urinals. Whoever dreamed that up should be drowned in one.
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We have waterless urinals at work. Waterless. Urinals. Whoever dreamed that up should be drowned in one.
It will smell funny if some guy pee before u...
Sometimes I use the lower urinal... and I knew this long time ago... it works...just dont aim directly to the water, then its fine....
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