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View Poll Results: What is your bang total?
0-4 Tebowing it, just too young, or maybe you found the right one early on 70 42.68%
5-10 The average perhaps? 39 23.78%
10-15 OK, so you went to college... 19 11.59%
16-20 You went to college prior to 1985 or balled real hard in the 90’s 9 5.49%
21-29 You lived in a bar after going to college 7 4.27%
30+ You may have AIDS, but at least you had fun 20 12.20%
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:57 PM   #121
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Young dudes, never let your girl get a depo provera birth control shot...zaps the sex drive forever. Just dropping knowledge
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:32 PM   #122
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:01 PM   #123
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The heavens opened up through the clouds one day when
my girl said she wanted to be with a girl once before she dies, and watch me with another one. I drove home that night thinking yes, I will stay with this girl. Been with her ever since


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Old 05-05-2012, 01:36 AM   #124
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5-10, only 19 but I think I've met the right girl
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:04 AM   #125
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7 so far.

1 was my girlfriend (now an ex)

6 were relaxation assistants aka providers aka escorts.
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:31 AM   #126
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:29 AM   #127
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Young dudes, never let your girl get a depo provera birth control shot...zaps the sex drive forever. Just dropping knowledge
i thought it was when they turned 30. this whole 'woman's sex drive peaks much later in life' thing sounds like bs to me. woman get older, busier, more uptight, more serious and less interested in sex. worst case scenario you have rapid weight gain, short bowl haircuts, khaki capri pants and pastel stretch shirts.. sorry, i should amend that to 'married women' or more specifically, 'your wife', since I could go up to calabassas tonight and sit at the bar at the sagebrush cantina and have my pick of droves of 45 year old divorced (or not) rich milf housewives that just want to bring young guy's back to their place and wear them out..

so you know, there is that to look forward to kids. all of that.
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:42 AM   #128
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5-10, only 19 but I think I've met the right girl
your 19 and think you meet the right girl?


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


just wait newb just wait
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Old 05-05-2012, 11:52 AM   #129
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your 19 and think you meet the right girl?


riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


just wait newb just wait
I met my gf when I was 18, been an awesome 6 years
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:10 PM   #130
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:12 PM   #131
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LAWLZ ADDED +10 since.
















JK no.
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:13 PM   #132
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:14 PM   #133
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YES... but maybe just as .5 in lieu of 1?
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:16 PM   #134
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do the ladies get to play?
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DAMN im not ranking pretty high in this one
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if you are following along with thread title then OMG YES!!!!
haha well then...
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Thead...resurrected.
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Old 05-02-2013, 04:23 PM   #140
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correct^

ladies can vote as well - but can be applicable to men of course. no horses though, Dubessa.....
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