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View Poll Results: What is your bang total?
0-4 Tebowing it, just too young, or maybe you found the right one early on 84 39.07%
5-10 The average perhaps? 46 21.40%
10-15 OK, so you went to college... 32 14.88%
16-20 You went to college prior to 1985 or balled real hard in the 90s 14 6.51%
21-29 You lived in a bar after going to college 9 4.19%
30+ You may have AIDS, but at least you had fun 30 13.95%
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:52 PM   #113
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:00 AM   #114
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WTF just happened here?
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Old 04-28-2012, 01:38 AM   #115
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Never did that but did have the opposite happen to me!
What was his name?
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:16 PM   #116
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I'm 31.. I can count up to 30. There may be a couple more that I don't remember but I know there is at least that.

Now, if it's HOT woman you speak of, I think the breakdown would be something about like this..

5 legitimately hot
10 reasonably attractive
5 "good from afar but far from good"
5 uglies
5 wake up, turn over and think oh good god man, really?

..that's my honest count

also, I had one girl who looked EXACTLY like Jenna Jameson in her prime, only 30 lbs overweight

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Old 05-02-2012, 01:27 PM   #117
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elaborate...speaking from personal experience?
San Francisco is a scary place
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:33 PM   #118
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I actually have 2 friends who are triple digits. They both have spreadsheets with all the names, where they met them, how many days it took, age, race, etc... One of them ordered a cake from Costco with all 100 names on it once he hit that lol.
That is fantastic. I did write a list once but an excel spreadsheet.. that's awesome lol. The cake too.


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Old 05-02-2012, 02:49 PM   #119
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some good news on my womanz banging front, the dry spell was broken last night
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Old 05-02-2012, 04:38 PM   #120
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This thread is great. I'm 22 and only been with two girls. I believe sex is something to be held for real relationships. I know its corny.
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:57 PM   #121
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Young dudes, never let your girl get a depo provera birth control shot...zaps the sex drive forever. Just dropping knowledge
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:32 PM   #122
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:01 PM   #123
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The heavens opened up through the clouds one day when
my girl said she wanted to be with a girl once before she dies, and watch me with another one. I drove home that night thinking yes, I will stay with this girl. Been with her ever since


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Old 05-05-2012, 02:36 AM   #124
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5-10, only 19 but I think I've met the right girl
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Old 05-05-2012, 10:04 AM   #125
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7 so far.

1 was my girlfriend (now an ex)

6 were relaxation assistants aka providers aka escorts.
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Old 05-05-2012, 10:31 AM   #126
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