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Female flavored Icecream

GeorgiaBII

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A guy is walking down the street and sees a sign in front of a small shop that says "pussy flavored ice cream". He tells himself he needs to check it out so he heads into the shop.

Store owner: "Can I help you Sir?"

Guy: "I see your sign outside says you have pussy flavored ice cream. I'd like to try some."

Store owner says "Certainly Sir", and puts a couple of scoops into a cone and hands it to the guy, who promptly takes a couple of tastes.

Guy: "This tastes like shit"

Store owner: "Take smaller licks"
 
I like the way you think

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."
 
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