This helps, hilarious!
I have guns, they stay at home mostly. I have dogs (Doberman and Shepherd), they too stay at home mostly (or the wife's car). I like the Faraday Cage idea a lot though!
And the seagull, they do not come to the mountains very often.
Classic stuff gents! In all seriousness, there is a window tint by Llumar that claims to deter such things from happening. They claim that your glass won't shatter in a collision or that thieves will have a very difficult time breaking in a give up...
Sorry to hear about that bud! Take your gear with you next time.
Edit: btw- I don't have it yet, but plan on it as I play competitive adult baseball and I've seen too many foul balls break windows over the years. Last week an A4 took a dent on the hood lol.