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Old 02-14-2015, 11:51 AM   #57
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I cut the tether off. When I get to the pump, I remove the cap and chuck it into the nearest bush, patch of trees, or some sort of wet lands. I pump gas. Then I spend anywhere from 5 to 165 minutes retrieving the cap. I screw it back on and drive away. I'm not letting it dangle against the paint and I don't know any better way.
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Old 02-14-2015, 06:57 PM   #66
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:08 PM   #67
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:26 PM   #68
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Sorry it is not
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:54 PM   #70
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Your grammar was fine
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