Long CSB (but it's lunch time)
years ago I get home from work (Mrs Mud had day off). I am going through mail, listening to Mrs Mud tell about her day, listening to phone msgs...
Mrs Mud is saying she went out with Carol and went to the mall, Chain restaurant, Chrismas tree shop etc. Car mag is Mustang vs Camaro, Friend wants help doing .... Mrs Mud says Bob (Carols husband) is away at a conference...I had this for lunch Carol had that.....Visa Bill, Phone Bill,....other friend wants to borrow something......Bob is in Chicago........I bought this for your Mom at Filenes......etc.
Then I hear Mrs Mud ask "would you like to sleep with Carol and keep her warm?"..................................................................I replay conversation in my head while standing in front of answering machine (#okoomer). I know that's what she said and I can't believe she is so cool about it. Carol is Hot. Rather than just grabbing my toothbrush and some condoms and running two towns over I casually ask "Well, if it's OK with you?"....................................................................................................................................................................................after over 30 seconds of silence I know I have to look Mrs Mud in the eye and accept my punishment cause obviously I f**d up.
her reply "I was talking to the dog"
alone on couch.