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CSB 2: All Bullshidding Aside, Wishing All Florida Bros The Best Of Luck With Hurricane Ian

riceburner

Autocross Champion
thank god for aliens
If you don't shit in a latrine in ya back yard, you them city folk...
some joke i probably don't recall all too well:

a hillbilly falls through the floor of his outhouse. He starts screaming "FIRE! FIRE!" Eventually fire fighters come rescue him and ask, "why did you call for a fire?"
"Well, i knew y'all would'na come if I'd yelled "SHIT! SHIT!"
 

riceburner

Autocross Champion
I still laugh at the cesspool thread title "Jim's baconring puckers at the sight of childish behavior"
 

uglybastard

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Acadia18

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EJBGTIVI

Autocross Champion
Also loved XTC
Yep me too. The reason I posted that video was in response to the sky daddy chat this morning. Since most everyone here seems to be Agnostic/Athiest leaning I thought it would be appreciated. I don't know if anyone watched the whole thing or listend to the lyrics , but they are very good if you are of that mindset.

Dear God, hope you get the letter and
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving on their feet
Cause they don't get enough to eat from God
I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you but
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
Cause they can't make opinions meet about God
They can't believe in you

Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear God, don't know if you noticed but
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
Still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't, so do you
Dear God

I can't believe in...
I don't believe in...

I won't believe in heaven and hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
The pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
The hurt I see helps to compound
The Father, Son, and holy ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'll perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe in

It's you
Dear God
 

NoGodGetOverIt

Autocross Champion
Yep me too. The reason I posted that video was in response to the sky daddy chat this morning. Since most everyone here seems to be Agnostic/Athiest leaning I thought it would be appreciated. I don't know if anyone watched the whole thing or listend to the lyrics , but they are very good if you are of that mindset.

Dear God, hope you get the letter and
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving on their feet
Cause they don't get enough to eat from God
I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you but
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
Cause they can't make opinions meet about God
They can't believe in you

Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear God, don't know if you noticed but
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
Still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't, so do you
Dear God

I can't believe in...
I don't believe in...

I won't believe in heaven and hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
The pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
The hurt I see helps to compound
The Father, Son, and holy ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'll perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe in

It's you
Dear God
It really is such a great song. Absolutely ridiculous that it didn't get the airplay it should have back in the day, because many radio stations were afraid to stoke the ire of the zealot populace.
 

GolNat

Autocross Champion

GTIfan99

Autocross Champion
3 shell method is the superior wiping method.
 
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