CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[cb1111]

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Idk, I just had it done to my dog, the balls are completely gone. Sack has shriveled up to nearly nothing at this point.

Pretty sure it's the same for humans, don't see why it wouldn't be...

Vet can do it for you too. Cheaper than the local clinic.

 

[cb1111]

Wait the nurses jerk you off after the procedure? Brb booking appointment

 

[brat_burner]

Feelings on these tri-tone MK8 seats?

 

[MonkeyMD]

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Blue instead of red and I'm sold

And they're cloth of I'm not mistaken, which is awesome

 

[brat_burner]

Blue instead of red and I'm sold

And they're cloth of I'm not mistaken, which is awesome

I think just the R has blue. I'm not much a fan of the two tone.. The builder on vw site says 'Titan Black' and shows what looks to be a plaid seat.

 

[NoGodGetOverIt]

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Sounds like this crew could get some feelings on those seats in short order!

 

[JC_451]

I love the transition from sperm talk to car talk like a switch was flipped.

 

[Acadia18]

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The seats are one of the things I hate about it. I'm fine with the touch screens and capacitive controls, I dig that. But the seats and steering wheel specifically look like something cheap.

 

[Corprin]

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I thought we were done with talking about poop

 

[golfdave]

I'm actually planning on getting the snip soon, but I'm not gonna lie, it has me very worried. It always sounds like a simple snip snip, but in reality, they're filleting your ball sack, then cutting and cauterizing your plumbing, then stitching you up. It's basically a third degree burn inside your bisected ball sack. Not looking forward to it.

I don't even pretend that I'm a racecar driver, so I'll keep them for decorative purposes.

Wimp...nothing compared to a full length Colonoscopy with only laughing gas to take the edge off...

I ended up with sperm granuloma. Wife wanted to have sex day 3 after, and I can never say no. I broke 4 ribs and had a punctured lung after a jet ski accident, totally had sex. Lol.

Well at least you've confirmed who wears the leather trousers in your house whilst brandishing the whip...

The nurse does what?

Obviously not seen the film "Road Trip".......which isn't based on reality as its most likely you'll get a big bloke who goes by the name of "Bubba"...

Wait the nurses jerk you off after the procedure? Brb booking appointment

Yep...see above...

We're at our peak with poop and balls chat.

Got to keep our end up....especially when "tea bagging"...& never in poo...mind you I bet some weird freaks with a particular BDSM have a shit show for that on porn hub...

 

[jimlloyd40]

I don't know what to believe from all these posts but there sure seems to be a lot of misconceptions. You go in and lie down. He tapes your penis out of the way and proceeds to numb the incision area. Once numb he proceeds to snip the vss deferens and clip it with what was then called a hemoglip. Then the other side and you're done. The whole procedure took less than 30 minutes and was done with only a doctor. They have probably started having a nurse in the room also for liability purposes. The after surgery is being treated differently by different doctors. When I went I was told to do nothing for 3 days and then for 3 consecutive days provide a sample to a local laboratory. There was never a nurse involved.

 

[GTIfan99]

I don't know what to believe from all these posts but there sure seems to be a lot of misconceptions. You go in and lie down. He tapes your penis out of the way and proceeds to numb the incision area. Once numb he proceeds to snip the vss deferens and clip it with what was then called a hemoglip. Then the other side and you're done. The whole procedure took less than 30 minutes and was done with only a doctor. They have probably started having a nurse in the room also for liability purposes. The after surgery is being treated differently by different doctors. When I went I was told to do nothing for 3 days and then for 3 consecutive days provide a sample to a local laboratory. There was never a nurse involved.

Literal Jim strikes again.

Love ya, man.

 

[GTIfan99]

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My feeling is, no plaid, no care.

 

[Corprin]

I don't know what to believe from all these posts but there sure seems to be a lot of misconceptions. You go in and lie down. He tapes your penis out of the way and proceeds to numb the incision area. Once numb he proceeds to snip the vss deferens and clip it with what was then called a hemoglip. Then the other side and you're done. The whole procedure took less than 30 minutes and was done with only a doctor. They have probably started having a nurse in the room also for liability purposes. The after surgery is being treated differently by different doctors. When I went I was told to do nothing for 3 days and then for 3 consecutive days provide a sample to a local laboratory. There was never a nurse involved.

current procedure is to remove a section of the vas deferens abs cauterize the severed ends. This prevents reconnection and a failed procedure. Everything must be completely healed at the time of testing.

https://med.virginia.edu/urology/wp...248/2015/11/PatInstructionsPostVasecSemen.pdf

testing should be done 20wks and 12 ejaculations post vasectomy.

This is the same shit shown on up to date, I’m sure @GTIfan99 can validate.

 

[JC_451]

"He tapes your penis..."