CSB3: No Excel Screenshots In The Thread, Says Concerned Bro

[mwoodski]

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[sterkrazzy]

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Cocaine?

 

[riceburner]

Calling @Corprin

 

[Acadia18]

He's busy hunting down wheel center cap thieves.

Some real time footage.

 

[Nineeightyone]

CSB 3: Acadia Declares "If Your Code Doesn't Work In Prod The First Time - It Wasn't Good Code To Begin With" - Forum Seeking New Risk Manager​

I love this so much

 

[mwoodski]

blowing through my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

 

[jay745]

blowing through my miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind

Sick 2001 AIM away status dude

 

[sterkrazzy]

From the man himself.

 

[zrickety]

And sure enough, he's correct. It's wrong. Our system of record has data inaccuracies in it.

Fuck.

The reason that's a big deal, is because those reports have already been distributed and are about to be presented in 2 hours to a bunch of regulators, the boards of directors, and just overall a pile of people making 7 and 8 figures. And while the actual inaccuracies themselves are very minor, it calls into question the data and legitimacy of everything else in the report.

What level of blame are you involved in this?

Zero. We report off what's in the system of record (SOR). That's the entire point of having a SOR. Something regulators and government agencies can have access and be directed to to ensure we're doing our job as a company


We have 30 levels of checks and balances.

30 levels of bullshit based on inaccurate data where no one is accountable. You've summed up corporate America pretty well.

 

[riceburner]

Sick 2001 AIM away status dude

holy n00b you clearly weren't around for the 2004 myspace bio

 

[Acadia18]

30 levels of bullshit based on inaccurate data where no one is accountable. You've summed up corporate America pretty well.

I mean, did you skip the part where I said the accountable parties spoke up, explained what happed, and what was being done to fix it?

Or was it just selective reading, only paying attention to the parts you wanted to?

 

[riceburner]

roses are red
people fuck up, dude
zricks still a shitbag
fuck you

 

[jay745]

holy n00b you clearly weren't around for the 2004 myspace bio

I skipped the myspace era

 

[riceburner]

heh. n0000b

 

[jay745]

roses are red
people fuck up, dude
zricks still a shitbag
fuck you

Who pissed in your Cheerios?