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Dumptrolling Diaries: Tales of 'splosions and Dumpdowns
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Do Work Son
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I'm proud of this thread.
Do Work Son
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I haven't updated you gents so far today but I thought it was appropriate to inform you I'm on my 5th serious dump. Yesterday's combination of lumpia, 5 layer bean dip, and Doritos has caused a rectal event that's ravaging my asshole.
mk6medic
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mk6medic
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Also, this is impressive ^^.
I had not crapped in a couple days (being sick, sleeping all day ruins pewp time) so when I went it was massive. I clogged the toilet twice in a 20 min period.
Sucks trying to flush mid-shit, hearing the infamous clog noise, stopping your progress, wiping, going down and getting the plunger, plunging, then having to repeat the same process.
That was a first for me.
Do Work Son
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With great sadness I must report that at 11:50am EST there was a dumpdown in the restroom. Condolences may be noted here.
Irishbri
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This confused me so much I just shit myself....
SixSpeeder
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:lol:
Gunkata
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This morning at approximately 10:05 Central Standard Time, I was affected by a severe case of dumpdown, specifically of the “butt nuggets” nature. I had looked to my left and inquired to “brown shoes” to see if he had a spoon, alas he did not. I attempted to force through and get past the dumpdown, however I did not prevail. I have since acquired a cup of the office coffee that is extremely thick and oil like in consistency, and hope that this rectifies my rectum. Godspeed.
JayChan
Ready to race!
Just dropped some major heat off and happened to come across this gem of a thread. I feel like the stars aligned and it was meant to be. I now feel it's my moral responsibility to update every rectal event whether it be a good, bad, or holy jesus what the hell moment.
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