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The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

torga

Autocross Newbie
Pulled a couple lengths on an incredibly loud Elantra GT that wouldn't stop revving at me for about a mile. With a slipping stock clutch, to boot.
 

GolNat

Go Kart Champion
Nardo Grey Audi RS3 with Unitronic decal and a glorious sounding exhaust. Of course I could not keep up but we had some highway fun. I just wanted to hear that WOT 5 cylinder :love:

Infinity Q60 (G37) straight piped. Did a 5th gear pull me behind him and we were even. He started pulling toward the end of 5th and I shut her down. I drove by him to give him a nod and he had this WTF look on his face :LOL:.
 

KollinWithaK

Go Kart Newbie
Nardo Grey Audi RS3 with Unitronic decal and a glorious sounding exhaust. Of course I could not keep up but we had some highway fun. I just wanted to hear that WOT 5 cylinder :love:

Infinity Q60 (G37) straight piped. Did a 5th gear pull me behind him and we were even. He started pulling toward the end of 5th and I shut her down. I drove by him to give him a nod and he had this WTF look on his face :LOL:.
I may know that RS3, where you located?
 

BoostedVW11

Drag Race Newbie
Nardo Grey Audi RS3 with Unitronic decal and a glorious sounding exhaust. Of course I could not keep up but we had some highway fun. I just wanted to hear that WOT 5 cylinder :love:

Infinity Q60 (G37) straight piped. Did a 5th gear pull me behind him and we were even. He started pulling toward the end of 5th and I shut her down. I drove by him to give him a nod and he had this WTF look on his face :LOL:.
Whats done to your car again?
 

csumt76

Go Kart Champion
I was about to make a test hit on the way back to the house earlier but a Rabbit ran out in front of the car
 

Blakcard

Go Kart Champion
Not really a CSB.. more like 'bruh... what's your issue?"

Seeing a 2019 white Jetta today driving like a jerk on Major Mack by 404 with a "this 2019 VW Jetta turbo gets 1000kms per tank" in black letters on the back bumper? I mean dude was weaving in and out of traffic, racing up to people's rear bumpers and shooting out into the next lane. I was seriously waiting for the crash.
Stayed out of his way. Then he came behind my car (i'm in the right lane on a two lane road)....somehow with the traffic flow his lane got bogged down. I just chilled, did my usual 18kph above posted speed limit and watched this guy edge up and drop back on my bumper til he could roar past when i turned right down another street.

He had dealer insigna around the plates.. .could be an employee so I'm not gonna out him..
but seriously i really wanted to give him the "dude, you're driving a VW jetta....chill" look. :rolleyes: no slag on the Jetta btw.
 

csumt76

Go Kart Champion
I rolled up to a light and a 14+ 5.0 pulled in behind me. Then a semi clapped out looking Civic type R pulls up next to me. Were all turning left onto a pretty heavy traffic road and I'm already giggling to myself like these kids are trolling for a race. About a half mile later, the 5.0 finally gets beside me after some excessive rev match down shifting. I look over and the passenger looks about 19 and he has his phone out, obviously on camera/video screen just in case... I couldn't help but think how hilarious it would be if I gapped the shit out of them. I literally never had anyone try me when I actually had a "fast" car.
 

GolNat

Go Kart Champion
🤦‍♂️ Clapped out Type R

The GTI flys under the radar for the most part especially with the muscle car crowd. When you actually have a fast car they won’t try to mess with you but the GTI is one of those cars where you never know. Is it stock? Stage 2? Big turbo?

I did follow a nice sounding VR6 today. Duh it was nice sounding because VR6 but I pushed the gas to get up on him a bit so he would open her up. I was in 07 Honda Pilot 😐
 
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csumt76

Go Kart Champion
🤦‍♂️ Clapped out Type R

The GTI flys under the radar for the most part especially with the muscle car crowd. When you actually have a fast car they won’t try to mess with you but the GTI is one of those cars where you never know. Is it stock? Stage 2? Big turbo?

I did follow a nice sounding VR6 today. Duh it was nice sounding because VR6 but I pushed the gas to get up on him a bit so he would open her up. I was in 07 Honda Pilot 😐
True... The Civic did not appear to be very well taken care of.
 
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