The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

[apa11393]

If you have a cool racing story, no vids, and want the world to know post it here, bro.

[leiito]

[chrisisnapping]

Originally Posted by fender177

God forbid we have to read a description of something instead of watching it.

difference:

Videos -- Stage 3/3+ GTIs losing against Modded V8s (see zjw's video against cobras)

no videos -- stage 1/2 GTIs beating everything.

The posts with no videos are fish stories.

[excelevant]

I was just thinking about this. The vs section should have one thread with every non-vid race. Then you've got it, the CSB thread! Makes perfect sense. No more clogging with useless I did this LOL type shit (which admittedly I'm guilty of)

[Rcode]

What's the point of a vs section then? I get a "nice kill" for beating a 2001 cobra by 1/2 a car and a "no fucking way" for losing to a 2002 ls1 camaro with my front end at his driver door. I don't think the majority of people posting in here know anything. I can see questioning some of the posts but I feel if i don't post a vid here then I'm just full of shit. If you can show me a safe way to record off an Iphone while driving a manual I'm all ears. But anyway....cool story bro

[kern417]

even if you record it people will ask if they were trying. if they don't want to believe it they won't. ESPECIALLY if you have a low post count. i post in here both for personal gain and it makes my pube fro grow fuller.

[rawbdog]

Subd. Going to be an epic thread.

[DSGVW]

Come on, no one has stories to add?

[Wood]

I went toe to toe with a c5 z06 at my last track day. Hung with him for about 10 laps, then I overheated my brakes and tires... Cool story brah

[NYCSuits]

Here goes...Driving this morning in a construction zone going the limit in the right, of two lanes with a new solid yellow Scion TC ridding my ass as if I'm making a porno. I decide to downshift and kiss the throttle just enough to bark exhaust sounds at him and varying my speed +/- 5 mph. As we approach the end of the zone he darts out into the left lane and floors it...(1) I don't do runs anywhere near work zones (2) I was going to work, it's early, it's Friday, leave me alone Mr. Tuner...about 2 seconds later I see a NYS trooper accelerating from an on-ramp (where I assume he was hiding) and pulls him over...GOLD (or Yellow in this case)

[Tkulhanc134]

Originally Posted by NYCSuits

Here goes...Driving this morning in a construction zone going the limit in the right, of two lanes with a new solid yellow Scion TC ridding my ass as if I'm making a porno. I decide to downshift and kiss the throttle just enough to bark exhaust sounds at him and varying my speed +/- 5 mph. As we approach the end of the zone he darts out into the left lane and floors it...(1) I don't do runs anywhere near work zones (2) I was going to work, it's early, it's Friday, leave me alone Mr. Tuner...about 2 seconds later I see a NYS trooper accelerating from an on-ramp (where I assume he was hiding) and pulls him over...GOLD (or Yellow in this case)

Serves him right, i has the same encounter with a civic riding my ass then 2 miles later she got pulled over by 2 cops and gave a big haha as i passed by

[xHeartcoreboyx]

I put around 2 cars on a G37s before quiet some time.

He was beight a douche bag tailgating me and I should him whats up in an empty road.

[XGC75]

Originally Posted by xHeartcoreboyx

I put around 2 cars on a G37s before quiet some time.

He was beight a douche bag tailgating me and I should him whats up in an empty road.

Same here not to long ago. CSB

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[XGC75]

Also, ran toe-to-toe with a ram 2500 from a roll, basically. An off-the-line roll. At that time I was stock with S3IC. By 60, he was my rear bumper and I shut it down. Crotchety old man glared at me, I burst into laughter 1) becauseracecar and 2) because I was surprised I took a truck from nearly a dig.

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