McQueen77
Banned
I ordered some coil packs, spark plugs and a gay VW key chain from ECS Tuning on 5/15, 10 days ago. The items were all 'in stock'. Since I had not yet received the items, I checked status online and it said "warehouse transfer, estimated ship date 5/29-5/31". Are you kidding me?
If items are in stock, how can it possibly take this long to actually ship the items? Not like the items were shipped and UPS ground is taking forever. Nope, the little ECS gnomes are just galavanting around the warehouse and juggling my fucking coil packs without shipping them. "ooooh, heehee, tralala, shall we ship ye order today, or shall we not?? tee hee, trala la, oh what fun we have in the warehouse! round and round ye sparkplugs go when they ship nobody knows, tralalalala!" Stupid fucking ECS warehouse gnome bastards. Ridiculous. Warehouse transfer is ECS translation for "We took your money almost 2 weeks ago, deposited it into an interest baring account with all the other poor bastards who are waiting for their 1 lb item to be shipped to them and currently have no intention of shipping you your shit anytime soon. Cost = $12. Because we have a nice looking website, all you dipshits keep giving us your money."
Things like this drive me insane. Minute, minor ways that you just get greased up and silently reamed all while paying to do so. "So, how does this transaction work again, I give you money and you don't give me my shit for weeks?" "Yes, but we have a lot of shit for your fancy German shitbox". "Sounds great!"
Just google 'ECS Tuning Shipping Sucks' and marvel at all the threads. I ordered something from them once before and it took ages to arrive. I have emailed them requesting status so it will be interesting to have some drone who makes -$5 p/hr and lives in a courtyard apartment next to an Applebees in Wadsworth Ohio tell me what 'warehouse transfer' means exactly. Yeah, ECS is located in wadsworth. Wadsworth. Must be totally awesome there. Maybe they are only able to ship things from Wadsworth via horse and that is why its.. oh nevermind, it hasn't actually shipped yet. So I'm trying to get a mental picture of this. The coil packs and spark plugs are in a box, on a shelf, in a warehouse in Wadsworth. They were paid for 10 days ago... Doesn't some guy just have to, you know, SHIP THEM?! Just give them to the guy in the brown shorts driving the brown van and be done with it.
In before #heybroneverhadaproblemwithECStuningLOL guy... "hey bro just take it easy, I ordered my smoked tails and plastidipped TT-RS ball harnesses from there and got them in like 2 days!" ... "Hey bro just take it easy, I work in a warehouse... no one understands how hard it is.. First of all theres the forklift.. and then, we have to wear these velcro back braces.."
Final verdict: Its a good thing I didn't need these items while I'm still in my mid 30s. If you need parts to actually make your car run, buy them at the dealer. When you factor in shipping and getting shafted by warehouse gnomes with GED's in Wadsworth, its not worth it. "But hey bro, where else am I going to buy some ultra-gay stainless steel 'GTI' door sill covers??"
Stop buying stupid crap for your car.
If items are in stock, how can it possibly take this long to actually ship the items? Not like the items were shipped and UPS ground is taking forever. Nope, the little ECS gnomes are just galavanting around the warehouse and juggling my fucking coil packs without shipping them. "ooooh, heehee, tralala, shall we ship ye order today, or shall we not?? tee hee, trala la, oh what fun we have in the warehouse! round and round ye sparkplugs go when they ship nobody knows, tralalalala!" Stupid fucking ECS warehouse gnome bastards. Ridiculous. Warehouse transfer is ECS translation for "We took your money almost 2 weeks ago, deposited it into an interest baring account with all the other poor bastards who are waiting for their 1 lb item to be shipped to them and currently have no intention of shipping you your shit anytime soon. Cost = $12. Because we have a nice looking website, all you dipshits keep giving us your money."
Things like this drive me insane. Minute, minor ways that you just get greased up and silently reamed all while paying to do so. "So, how does this transaction work again, I give you money and you don't give me my shit for weeks?" "Yes, but we have a lot of shit for your fancy German shitbox". "Sounds great!"
Just google 'ECS Tuning Shipping Sucks' and marvel at all the threads. I ordered something from them once before and it took ages to arrive. I have emailed them requesting status so it will be interesting to have some drone who makes -$5 p/hr and lives in a courtyard apartment next to an Applebees in Wadsworth Ohio tell me what 'warehouse transfer' means exactly. Yeah, ECS is located in wadsworth. Wadsworth. Must be totally awesome there. Maybe they are only able to ship things from Wadsworth via horse and that is why its.. oh nevermind, it hasn't actually shipped yet. So I'm trying to get a mental picture of this. The coil packs and spark plugs are in a box, on a shelf, in a warehouse in Wadsworth. They were paid for 10 days ago... Doesn't some guy just have to, you know, SHIP THEM?! Just give them to the guy in the brown shorts driving the brown van and be done with it.
In before #heybroneverhadaproblemwithECStuningLOL guy... "hey bro just take it easy, I ordered my smoked tails and plastidipped TT-RS ball harnesses from there and got them in like 2 days!" ... "Hey bro just take it easy, I work in a warehouse... no one understands how hard it is.. First of all theres the forklift.. and then, we have to wear these velcro back braces.."
Final verdict: Its a good thing I didn't need these items while I'm still in my mid 30s. If you need parts to actually make your car run, buy them at the dealer. When you factor in shipping and getting shafted by warehouse gnomes with GED's in Wadsworth, its not worth it. "But hey bro, where else am I going to buy some ultra-gay stainless steel 'GTI' door sill covers??"
Stop buying stupid crap for your car.
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