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Old 07-08-2014, 05:36 PM   #57
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You won't be complaining if you contract penis anthrax.
if im vaccinated for anthrax im assuming my penis would be safe.
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If you got your arm punched by Chuck Norris, you would not have an arm. He would have punched it clean off, or it just wold have fallen off prior to punching due to fear of being punched by Chuck Norris.



People always say that change us ushered in by one person starting a movement. I would think immigration reform would be a very difficult thing to do considering what our voting base has become.
i shook chuck norris's hand twice and lived to tell about it. and yes i would not have an arm left. you would need to reattach it.
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I cut the tether off. When I get to the pump, I remove the cap and chuck it into the nearest bush, patch of trees, or some sort of wet lands. I pump gas. Then I spend anywhere from 5 to 165 minutes retrieving the cap. I screw it back on and drive away. I'm not letting it dangle against the paint and I don't know any better way.
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Old 07-08-2014, 05:53 PM   #58
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and the shots keep going. cant remember how many i got tho. i dont mind needles as long as they stay above the waist!
I felt like cattle that day in boot camp being poked and prodded by all those shots and vaccines my arms felt like noodles they made us push later that evening so much fun in boot camp
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Old 07-08-2014, 05:53 PM   #59
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if im vaccinated for anthrax im assuming my penis would be safe.
Depends. Anthrax is a bacterial infection so a vaccine is not foolproof.
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Old 07-08-2014, 05:58 PM   #60
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I felt like cattle that day in boot camp being poked and prodded by all those shots and vaccines my arms felt like noodles they made us push later that evening so much fun in boot camp
i prepared my mind that the day is gonna suck so i might as well just deal with it. also everyone got the same shots at the same time so we all dealt with it as a group or something. dat big bag of needles doe!
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Depends. Anthrax is a bacterial infection so a vaccine is not foolproof.
idk im not a mk6medic
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I cut the tether off. When I get to the pump, I remove the cap and chuck it into the nearest bush, patch of trees, or some sort of wet lands. I pump gas. Then I spend anywhere from 5 to 165 minutes retrieving the cap. I screw it back on and drive away. I'm not letting it dangle against the paint and I don't know any better way.
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If I remember correctly the efficacy of the vaccine is greatly reduced after a couple of years.
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Old 07-08-2014, 06:09 PM   #62
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Old 07-08-2014, 07:34 PM   #63
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I don't have much to say other than I'm completely and utterly disgusted that our leaders are even considering this with our insane deficit. I've officially lost all faith in our gov. What will it take for the populous to say enough is enough?! We cannot pay for our own poor..,now we need to import some more?! We cannot even fully fund our public schools. Yes I know we are all immigrants...but at some point this welfare state is unsustainable.

Your thoughts.
I'm sure you have no problem with billions of $$$ being given to Israel instead.
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Old 07-08-2014, 08:17 PM   #64
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Why don't we cook and feed them to those on food stamps? That would kill two birds with one stone.

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Sounds like a modest proposal to me. Why not.
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Made my fucking day brosephina. Thanks man.
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I'm sure you have no problem with billions of $$$ being given to Israel instead.
Gotta protect the holy land bruh.
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The entire government has failed us democrats, republicans both have let America down I don't blame one person I.e. Obama or Bush I blame the entire government george washington had it right when he said "The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge natural to party dissention, which in different ages & countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders & miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security & repose in the absolute power of an Individual: and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty." George Washington, September 19, 1796

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Safety net programs only take about 12% of the national budget.

Old people are the problem. Social Security, Medicare...etc
More importantly the baby boomers who don't want to retire and therefore all young people looking for jobs in their career field are SOL because of it.
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Old 07-08-2014, 11:39 PM   #70
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More importantly the baby boomers who don't want to retire and therefore all young people looking for jobs in their career field are SOL because of it.
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