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Old 02-11-2015, 09:14 PM   #1
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:15 PM   #2
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:15 PM   #3
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:16 PM   #4
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:17 PM   #5
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:25 PM   #6
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:32 PM   #7
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Old 02-12-2015, 12:10 AM   #8
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Old 02-12-2015, 02:15 AM   #11
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Old 02-12-2015, 03:52 AM   #12
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I cut the tether off. When I get to the pump, I remove the cap and chuck it into the nearest bush, patch of trees, or some sort of wet lands. I pump gas. Then I spend anywhere from 5 to 165 minutes retrieving the cap. I screw it back on and drive away. I'm not letting it dangle against the paint and I don't know any better way.
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