Why am I a dick? Because I made a point that is not arguable?
You're a dick because you found one little statement in a post expressing enthusiasm about the car whose forum you are on and chose to laugh at a new owner/member just to make yourself feel smart/cool/clever, perhaps? Not sure on the psychology (it can't be good), but trust the consensus, you are a dick.
To OP - Congrats on your purchase. I had a 2015 WRX on order and went with a 14 Wolfsburg. It's not as fast, but it's much better in terms of refinement and value. My buddy with a 2013 WRX likes my car better than his, and he paid about $5K more.