Off-Topic Thread #3

[haleyann]

Hickory dickory dock.
Wow look at the clock
Go turn that lock
And whip out your cock
Let's make this bed rock
And finish in my sock.

You are a poetry genius.

 

[dubessa]

I just met him on Wednesday....definitely haven't seen it. Nor do I care to.

Wait wait wait......


Are you telling me that 5 whole days is too soon to see the penis?

I usually ask to see that shit after the first meet. Helps to determine whether or not I want to keep talking to that guy and to ensure my precious time isn't being wasted.

 

[dubessa]

You are a poetry genius.

Thank you thank you I'm highly educated and have a vast vocabulary

 

[Gunkata]

Hickory dickory dock.
Wow look at the clock
Go turn that lock
And whip out your cock
Let's make this bed rock
And finish in my sock.

wow..... so, in Canada they do pinch, pull, and sock method? interesting...

Wait wait wait......


Are you telling me that 5 whole days is too soon to see the penis?

I usually ask to see that shit after the first meet. Helps to determine whether or not I want to keep talking to that guy and to ensure my precious time isn't being wasted.

baby dub, your new license plate came in for when you move out here:

 

[Gunkata]

Thank you thank you I'm highly educated and have a vast vocabulary

sounds like some thing is a lot more "vast" than just your vocab....

 

[dubessa]

Vast vaginal hole?


No.

 

[Gunkata]

Vast vaginal hole?


No.

no no, I'm sure its tight and all, was referring to the "depth" of your "experience" rockin' the mic and the DEDONG...

 

[dubessa]

Here comes the big dedong
It's the size of king kong
Feels like hitting a bong
No you're not wrong,
I'm rapping about a schlong.

 

[rizzogti]

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bended over baby,
You're about to get fisted.

 

[Do Work Son]

And I just saw your edit with the italics. Great minds think alike

Hard to do on a cell phone, I ended up retyping.

 

[dubessa]

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bended over baby,
You're about to get fisted.

Will my face get misted?

 

[dubessa]

If so, count me as enlisted!

 

[rizzogti]

Will my face get misted?

Absolutely!

My buddy sent me that poem the other day for vday lulz. Cuz my ig name is @anal_fisting and my euro plate says analfisting

 

[dubessa]

Wonder how you came up with that name....

 

[Do Work Son]

I don't.