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Feeler: Chicago Meetup - Step on in new guys

Scotty2Hotty

Go Kart Champion
I had a girl give me a brutal ass titty twister once, because I didn't want a lap dance.... fuckin' hurt.

I dunno, I just don't like them - feels waaaay too forced and fake, etc. I mean, if she was actually doing me, that could be different, I dunno.

$1.50 drinks and nice patty melts? you've got my ear...

Yeah the girls get old fast. HBs is a sleazy place.
 

Gunkata

Drag Race Newbie
30 bucks gets you far at HBs.

I'd have called the cops on that bitch for assault.

I thought about it... or if i had a prolonged "injury" from it - she seriously hurt me, I was like, "goddamn, don't be mad you got a dog face - I've banged skinny bitches sure, but they didn't look like a bulldog - git off me!"
 

Scotty2Hotty

Go Kart Champion
I got kicked out of HBs last year. It turns out they have a strict "no fires" policy.

The worst part is I didn't even do anything wrong. I was set up.
 

Muskie

Go Kart Champion
Its all good. This is one of those days we need a chatroom... Would just be easier
 

Muskie

Go Kart Champion
Anyone down for a meet on Sunday? Casino perhaps?
 

Muskie

Go Kart Champion
Rivers. Payday Friday so we gonna....



MAKE IT RAIN

Early afternoon? Evening? Night? I got nothing all day.
 

Scotty2Hotty

Go Kart Champion
Rivers. Payday Friday so we gonna....



MAKE IT RAIN

Early afternoon? Evening? Night? I got nothing all day.

No, the raining happens at the strip club.

Table minimums are lower in the afternoon. So you can lose your money over a longer period of time...
 

Muskie

Go Kart Champion
No, the raining happens at the strip club.

Table minimums are lower in the afternoon. So you can lose your money over a longer period of time...

Shift things over to HB's afterward to drown the loss?

Hopefully some of the other clowns here chime in.
 
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