It is with great trepidation, yet little regret, that I announce my departure from this forum. Over the course of the last few months, I have realized that this is not so much a community, as it is a breeding ground for the sycophants of this generation.
So here is my fond farewell...
To the money grubbers who still live with mom and dad, work at a fast food joint, and get their adrenaline kicks racing soccer moms in their Mini Vans at stop lights. Here is a preview of your future. Many of you will live in a small shack, one most likely filled to the brim with roaches, but hey, you will have a cool car brah!
Here.. Here..
To the "bagged" crowd, whose vehicles look more like a Mexcian lowered Astro Van, than a fine piece of German Engineering. Your car doesn't look cool or sexy, it looks like it just rolled out of a chop shop in a third world country.
Here... Here...
To the degenerate maggots, whose cars are chalk full of tacky stickers written by some dopes in an office somewhere, it does not make you unique, it makes you stupid. Prefabbed slogans don't encapsulate you, they describe you.
Here... Here...
To all of the other miscreant on this forum. The ones whose girlfriends complain about your spending habits, she's cheating on you. To those who complain when a girl says their car is cute, grow a pair, if your masculinity is measured by the car you drive, then perhaps you are not very masculine at all.
Here... Here...
To the normal people on this forum. Those who aren't interested in putting 300+ WHP to a front wheel drive car. Those who don't have candy colored rims, distastefully colored trim pieces, carbon fiber hoods, rear seat deletes, sound systems that wake up neighborhoods, or other idiotic modifications, I bid thee and honest and fond farewell.
Here... Here...
To the mods, I say this. You have created a community here of vile creatures. I hope that someday, some of these people can be rehabilitated and can become normal members of society.
:iono:
So here is my fond farewell...
To the money grubbers who still live with mom and dad, work at a fast food joint, and get their adrenaline kicks racing soccer moms in their Mini Vans at stop lights. Here is a preview of your future. Many of you will live in a small shack, one most likely filled to the brim with roaches, but hey, you will have a cool car brah!
Here.. Here..
To the "bagged" crowd, whose vehicles look more like a Mexcian lowered Astro Van, than a fine piece of German Engineering. Your car doesn't look cool or sexy, it looks like it just rolled out of a chop shop in a third world country.
Here... Here...
To the degenerate maggots, whose cars are chalk full of tacky stickers written by some dopes in an office somewhere, it does not make you unique, it makes you stupid. Prefabbed slogans don't encapsulate you, they describe you.
Here... Here...
To all of the other miscreant on this forum. The ones whose girlfriends complain about your spending habits, she's cheating on you. To those who complain when a girl says their car is cute, grow a pair, if your masculinity is measured by the car you drive, then perhaps you are not very masculine at all.
Here... Here...
To the normal people on this forum. Those who aren't interested in putting 300+ WHP to a front wheel drive car. Those who don't have candy colored rims, distastefully colored trim pieces, carbon fiber hoods, rear seat deletes, sound systems that wake up neighborhoods, or other idiotic modifications, I bid thee and honest and fond farewell.
Here... Here...
To the mods, I say this. You have created a community here of vile creatures. I hope that someday, some of these people can be rehabilitated and can become normal members of society.
:iono:
