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The Official Cool Story Bro Thread

chrisisnapping

Go Kart Champion
God forbid we have to read a description of something instead of watching it.
difference:

Videos -- Stage 3/3+ GTIs losing against Modded V8s (see zjw's video against cobras)

no videos -- stage 1/2 GTIs beating everything.

The posts with no videos are fish stories.
 

excelevant

Go Kart Champion
I was just thinking about this. The vs section should have one thread with every non-vid race. Then you've got it, the CSB thread! Makes perfect sense. No more clogging with useless I did this LOL type shit (which admittedly I'm guilty of)
 

Rcode

Go Kart Champion
What's the point of a vs section then? I get a "nice kill" for beating a 2001 cobra by 1/2 a car and a "no fucking way" for losing to a 2002 ls1 camaro with my front end at his driver door. I don't think the majority of people posting in here know anything. I can see questioning some of the posts but I feel if i don't post a vid here then I'm just full of shit. If you can show me a safe way to record off an Iphone while driving a manual I'm all ears. But anyway....cool story bro
 

kern417

Go Kart Champion
even if you record it people will ask if they were trying. if they don't want to believe it they won't. ESPECIALLY if you have a low post count. i post in here both for personal gain and it makes my pube fro grow fuller.
 

Wood

Ready to race!
I went toe to toe with a c5 z06 at my last track day. Hung with him for about 10 laps, then I overheated my brakes and tires... Cool story brah
 

NYCSuits

Go Kart Champion
Here goes...Driving this morning in a construction zone going the limit in the right, of two lanes with a new solid yellow Scion TC ridding my ass as if I'm making a porno. I decide to downshift and kiss the throttle just enough to bark exhaust sounds at him and varying my speed +/- 5 mph. As we approach the end of the zone he darts out into the left lane and floors it...(1) I don't do runs anywhere near work zones (2) I was going to work, it's early, it's Friday, leave me alone Mr. Tuner...about 2 seconds later I see a NYS trooper accelerating from an on-ramp (where I assume he was hiding) and pulls him over...GOLD (or Yellow in this case)
 

Tk_mkv1

Go Kart Champion
Here goes...Driving this morning in a construction zone going the limit in the right, of two lanes with a new solid yellow Scion TC ridding my ass as if I'm making a porno. I decide to downshift and kiss the throttle just enough to bark exhaust sounds at him and varying my speed +/- 5 mph. As we approach the end of the zone he darts out into the left lane and floors it...(1) I don't do runs anywhere near work zones (2) I was going to work, it's early, it's Friday, leave me alone Mr. Tuner...about 2 seconds later I see a NYS trooper accelerating from an on-ramp (where I assume he was hiding) and pulls him over...GOLD (or Yellow in this case)
Serves him right, i has the same encounter with a civic riding my ass then 2 miles later she got pulled over by 2 cops and gave a big haha as i passed by
 

xHeartcoreboyx

IceCream GTI
I put around 2 cars on a G37s before quiet some time.

He was beight a douche bag tailgating me and I should him whats up in an empty road.
 

XGC75

Go Kart Champion
Also, ran toe-to-toe with a ram 2500 from a roll, basically. An off-the-line roll. At that time I was stock with S3IC. By 60, he was my rear bumper and I shut it down. Crotchety old man glared at me, I burst into laughter 1) becauseracecar and 2) because I was surprised I took a truck from nearly a dig.

butchered by autocorrect
 
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GTInsuch

Banned
difference:

Videos -- Stage 3/3+ GTIs losing against Modded V8s (see zjw's video against cobras)

no videos -- stage 1/2 GTIs beating everything.

The posts with no videos are fish stories.
A bit misleading don't you think? Termi Cobras, just "modded v8's"?

Modded v8 implies some bolt-ons Id say, not supercharged.
 

Rcode

Go Kart Champion
A bit misleading don't you think? Termi Cobras, just "modded v8's"?

Modded v8 implies some bolt-ons Id say, not supercharged.
Well Termi's are supercharged... A modded Termi would be ported + bolt ons or even worse KB supercharged. Then you're really on a different level.

Although it's pretty cool that a KB supercharger can have more displacement then our engines haha
 

rawbdog

Go Kart Champion
I raced a golf R one night going home from the gfs. I thought it was hilarious because I actually took him off the line. But he smoked my ass after 2nd gear.
 

excelevant

Go Kart Champion
CSB!!!!

Tonight coming home with gf, noticed mkv behind me waiting to get on fwy, light went green and I blew the tires off 1st-2nd then pulled a bit more in 3rd. He followed but didn't keep up. Then I cruise 60 the whole way home after he zoom zoom past to the carpool
 
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