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You should read the manual that came with the car. (not being a jerk here - there's good information in it.)
Now wait a second – the manual is a tremendous pile of crap. A million features shown that aren't on the U.S. version, interspersed with attorney-supplied legal bullshit intended to eliminate any potential liability on VW's part. Even the binder clasps don't close well.
There are six bullet points in the seat belt side box "Warning" section regarding how to wear a seat belt.
I randomly flipped just now to: "Warning: Always use the turn signals when changing lanes to alert other drivers." THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THAT REVELATION.
How about: "Warning: do not become engrossed in a game of Jenga when merging onto a freeway." "Warning: do not back over small children, as this may disrupt your wheel alignment."